jon green - british male voiceover, experienced english teacher, proofreader, fine art valuer
Some SCARY jokes
How do monsters tell the future?
They read their horrorscope.
Do Zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
No, apparently they like their fingers separately.
Why don’t skeletons ever go out on the town?
They don’t have any body to go out with.
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman?
Frostbite.
Why do vampires need mouthwash?
Because they have bat breath.
What’s a vampire’s favourite fast food?
A man with very high blood pressure.
How do you tell twin witches apart?
You can’t really tell which witch is which.
What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?
Pray it’s Halloween!!!
They read their horrorscope.
Do Zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
No, apparently they like their fingers separately.
Why don’t skeletons ever go out on the town?
They don’t have any body to go out with.
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman?
Frostbite.
Why do vampires need mouthwash?
Because they have bat breath.
What’s a vampire’s favourite fast food?
A man with very high blood pressure.
How do you tell twin witches apart?
You can’t really tell which witch is which.
What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?
Pray it’s Halloween!!!
